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^ should know it doesn't hurt to ask(unless maybe in person)

Suuuuure it just came right to her, LOL !! __________________ Thank God we don't get as much Government as we pay for! -Will Rogers

I can't stand that Britt, but that was pretty good anyway. I hafta agree the Prius is one of the most useless vehicles ever made. What about the environmental impact of all those hi-tech batteries when you need to get rid of them?

ROFLMAO that is funny...I don't care who you are!

lol

Forgot Arkansas!

gap

His wife blows [for money!]

Ha-Ha !!

I hate skunks! I guess it had to happen sometime. Stepped outside tonight for a quick smoke. As usual, our little dog, Harley, came with us. He is a 10lb Toy Poodle. What was different tonight, was he decided to chase a skunk! Well, Mr. Skunk did not take to kindly to that and let his appreciation show....Right in Harley's face! Our white poodle is now pink! What a stink! Anyway, I ...

^ should know it doesn't hurt to ask(unless maybe in person)

gap

His wife blows [for money!]

Yooper jokes. The owner of a golf course in the U.P. was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from NMU and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?" The secretary thought a moment, then replied, "Everything but my earrings." ...

I hate skunks! I guess it had to happen sometime. Stepped outside tonight for a quick smoke. As usual, our little dog, Harley, came with us. He is a 10lb Toy Poodle. What was different tonight, was he decided to chase a skunk! Well, Mr. Skunk did not take to kindly to that and let his appreciation show....Right in Harley's face! Our white poodle is now pink! What a stink! Anyway, I ...

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules: Please note… these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Saturday = sports. It’s like the full moon or the ...

CN is so fast he can run around the earth and kick himself in the back of the head Why does the sun shine on earth......because it makes CN happy

LOL Don't you mean Oklahoma?

Those are good ones. Weird what you can find on the books if you dig. Don't have links, but some weird laws concerning alcohol about 20 years ago in Oklahoma, city ordinances: Beer Joints: No hard stuff, Live Bands but no dancing, closed 10:00 pm Clubs: No beer, Admission was 1 Fifth Alcohol (your choice). Your name was put on the bottle & it was stored behind the bar. You bought "set-ups"...

Marriage Humor...North , South, Alaska ! Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Pennsylvania . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.. The second man married a woman from Texas . He gave ...