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Site: Forums | Pointless Waste of Time | Cracked.com - The Mirth Canal (site profile, domain info cracked.com)
Title: The Mirth Canal
Url: http://www.cracked.com/forums/forum/the-mirth-c...
Users activity: 49 posts per thread
Forum activity: 194 active threads during last week
 

Posting activity on The Mirth Canal:

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Threads: 194 601 1,698
Post: 1,045 3,044 8,398
 

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Staff
34
user's latest post:
Ginger Oppression
Published (2009-11-27 06:13:00)
Judging by the photos the distinction between redhead and ginger depends on whether or not I get a boner. God redheads are gross.
Sa9jev
20
user's latest post:
Baconnaise
Published (2009-11-27 21:09:00)
Sorry, I'm still not buying it.
Sanchez
18
user's latest post:
Man takes loneliness to a new,...
Published (2009-11-27 22:59:00)
Take heart, America! You're still in the running.
Liquorish
17
user's latest post:
Baconnaise
Published (2009-11-27 21:16:00)
EDIT: further to Sa9jev's comment: That really doesn't clear it up for me. How is 1/2 a pound of pastrami more palatable than an exactly similar amount of bacon? And to jump back a few more posts to mickeyhorror: you are actually, factually in error. Mayonnaise is the emperor of condiments, I cannot conceive of any way to make it bette... oh, no, never mind.
Chairman_Meow
17
user's latest post:
Grizzly Bear Gives Out Free Hugs
Published (2009-11-27 19:24:00)
Quote from: paul on November 27, 2009, 07:02 PM This guy will definitlet be charged with trespassing and pay  a fine  .  Its depression , it was a suicide attempt . It looks like the bear got the better of it . The bear won this fight . Man, if only we had enough information to understand this man's actions. Oh yeah, we do: Quote said yesterday to be mentally handicapped Quote Err, it says he was mentally...
David Wong
16
user's latest post:
Great Depression Cooking
Published (2009-11-25 16:25:00)
Man, I owe this woman an apology. When I saw the link the mirth canal, and watched the poorman's meal episode and one of the first things she said was, "I had to quit high school because I couldn't afford socks." I thought the whole thing was going to be random Grandpa Simpson type non-sequitor ramblings. "Now grab some carrots, which in my day were called dirt sausages. In the winter we'd...
Switchblade
16
user's latest post:
Cracked Topic Generator
Published (2009-11-27 21:00:00)
Quote from: Housefly on November 27, 2009, 07:27 PM 11 Racist Inventions that Never Existed (They Never Will) OK that sounds like an awesome photoshop contest to me.
John Cheese
15
user's latest post:
An Anti-Theist's Commentary...
Published (2009-11-23 06:56:00)
Whatever, stupid.  Looks like someone had an extra bowl of cereal this morning. STUPID Cereal!
Mr Gale
15
user's latest post:
Ginger Oppression
Published (2009-11-27 10:11:00)
Quote from: College Binary on Today at 04:48 AM I'm pretty sure you'll find that in your definition the difference between a redhead and a ginger is airbrushing. Well, yes, but those considered "gingers" are generally the strongly inflicted. More freckles than flesh, and often with a more brownish/red. Im sure its just some rooted prejudice of the Irish/Scottish. Which is fair enough, fuck those dudes.
mikeyhorror
15
user's latest post:
Baconnaise
Published (2009-11-27 12:20:00)
the closest ive gotten into the bacon craze was a bacon martini, it wasnt too horrible but it wasnt fantastic either..... and i gained 15 pounds
 

Latest active threads on The Mirth Canal::

Started 2 days, 12 hours ago (2009-11-26 12:28:00)  by taoistextremist
This is pretty cool, kind of gives me a 28 Days Later feel with all the gunshots and moaning with the music playing.
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Started 11 hours, 2 minutes ago (2009-11-28 14:16:00)  by Richter
My childhood dream of being a shark who can pull planes into the ocean has finally come true.
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Started 2 days, 18 hours ago (2009-11-26 07:14:00)  by WillyWonker
ack, first link ('side huggin for life yo') won't work I think (posting from work so using hidemyass.com) actual link is : linky
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Started 3 days, 18 hours ago (2009-11-25 06:55:00)  by norumaru
Seriously, guys, what the fuck. You're making me look weird by association. Throw me a fucking bone and be a bit of team players, here.
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Started 12 hours, 2 minutes ago (2009-11-28 13:16:00)  by stressbunny
The clock is so beautiful. But, what really sets that off for me was how the designer sounded so 'educational films' whilst describing the creeping horror of the Chronophage eating up seconds and slowly creeping towards the local citizenry. If you get one Binary, and don't want it at a later date, I've got dibs.
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Started 1 year, 4 months ago (2008-07-05 18:52:00)  by floppynoodleson
funny. I wish I would have been adopted by an owl. And gotten as far a second grade.
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Started 4 months, 1 week ago (2009-07-21 12:37:00)  by Remington
I know it was all over Digg, so I'm not sure if this was used or mentioned somewhere already, but Gropecunt Lane was a featured Wikipedia page on July 9th. This one falls under the "holy crap they have a page that says gropecunt in the name" category.
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Started 1 day, 22 hours ago (2009-11-27 03:14:00)  by VoodooTissue
I have a rare condition where everything tastes like bacon to me anyway. It is rare and delicious. Though seriously - is it strange that one of the first things I thought of was "Will the Jews and Muslims finally be able to know our bliss?" - seeing as how it is vegetarian "safe".
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Started 2 days, 16 hours ago (2009-11-26 08:25:00)  by Djavo
Quote 11 Useless Beards that are Retarded (Or Do They?) There is no such thing as a useless beard! But other then that very nice, you'll be a millionair in no time!
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Started 1 week, 2 days ago (2009-11-19 08:11:00)  by Lord Cownostril
Cool. This looks awesome. I absolutely adore Slacktivist's level-headedness and keen insight. And if this anything like it, I thank you in advance for the addition to my reading list.
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Started 1 week ago (2009-11-21 21:19:00)  by oball
10 years old? Lives in Arkansas? Refusing to do something that all the other kids are doing? He's going to get tased for sure.
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Started 1 week, 2 days ago (2009-11-19 12:33:00)  by JohnnyLocke
Quote "If you can't pick the kid up and take her to your car, handcuff her, then I don't think you need to be an officer," Anthony Medlock (the girl's father) reportedly said. If you can't do a good enough job of parenting that your child doesn't go off on a tantrum bad enough that the police are called, you aren't allowed to to comment about how they subdue her.
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Started 2 days, 16 hours ago (2009-11-26 08:25:00)  by Djavo
Quote 11 Useless Beards that are Retarded (Or Do They?) There is no such thing as a useless beard! But other then that very nice, you'll be a millionair in no time!
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Started 5 days, 3 hours ago (2009-11-23 21:28:00)  by StantheGarbageMan
MIRTH Canal, Danny! MIRTH canal! Why must you fill our once-happy thread with your tales of terror?
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Re: Edible Anus. - 29 new posts
Started 6 days, 12 hours ago (2009-11-22 12:28:00)  by Housefly
Quote Made from 55 grams of hallmarked silver, cradled in an elegant presentation box and shaped like an anus. I would totally get those chocolates for the novelty of it, and then never quite be able to eat them.
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Re: Baconnaise - 28 new posts
Started 1 day, 22 hours ago (2009-11-27 03:14:00)  by VoodooTissue
I have a rare condition where everything tastes like bacon to me anyway. It is rare and delicious. Though seriously - is it strange that one of the first things I thought of was "Will the Jews and Muslims finally be able to know our bliss?" - seeing as how it is vegetarian "safe".
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Re: Hit the bitch - 25 new posts
Started 1 week, 3 days ago (2009-11-18 03:33:00)  by omgitscolin
I never got to the part where she shut up, I think this game is broken.
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Started 1 week, 2 days ago (2009-11-19 10:57:00)  by I-Rod
Utah gay people are out of control, in his kids face
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Started 1 week, 1 day ago (2009-11-20 19:08:00)  by drunkpiano
My favorite quote from the comments section: Quote It's not a weird stance, They're crabcore Well THAT explains it!
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