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Hi All! I came up with these ditties, sung to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". Help me come up with additional verses that remind you of your "Most Wonderful Calls"! (FYI Signal 16 is ETOH) It's The Most Wonderful Call of the Day It's the most wonderful call of the day For the 'no damage' crash ...

I didn't know where else to put this. It's funny. But at the same time it's a serious issue as winter is either already here or fast approaching. People are starting to dig out their winter coats. Many of those coats are filled with down. If, for whatever reason, you have to cut a coat off of someone, make sure it is ...

I can't remember ever seeing this posted on the forums. Even though, it's so stinking funny that it's worth it again... How to Poop at Work We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves ...

Does anybody know where I can get a copy of the EMS COUNTRY EXPRESS? I had one along time ago but can not find it.

My school has a Dunkin' Donuts in the student lounge and I was running late, so I grabbed breakfast there. As I was standing in line, I was looking at the donuts. They had two different types of sprinkles, the normal cylindrical ones, and the spherical ones. My immediate thought was did I was bacillus or cocci....

On a tour of Florida , the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a fire department T-shirt, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot ...

So I've been using the same screen name for 10 years now since grade 9. Back then I wanted to be a Doctor and Doc Harris got bestowed upon me by a friend. I stopped wanting to be a Doctor four years ago. Now I look at it and think it's a bit pretentious. But I don't want to start from scratch so I will forever carry around...

SAN ANTONIO – Betty Owen is 92 and after a stroke four years ago, needs a feeding tube and can't walk. But she was determined not to miss Tuesday's election. She arrived at her polling place on a gurney in an ambulance, where an election judge and support worker climbed aboard with an electronic voting machine and let her ...

Cop tasers himself.

A couple of nights ago a few co workers and myself were bored. So we began talking about other places and ambulance service that we have either worked for or around and the alternate names and slogans that we had for them. Names like: AMR- Another Moron Recruited, Another Mexican Replacement EMSA-Eat My Shorts A**hole,...