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computer users often engage in what is affectionately known as "Cybersex". Often the fantasies typed into keyboards and shared through Internet phone lines get pretty raunchy. However, as you'll see below, one of the two cyber-surfers in the following transcript of an online chat doesn't seem to quite get the point of Cybersex. Then again, maybe he does.... Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like? Sweetheart: I...

cargo0d, I think the manual is in the same box the little pills come in and for an emergency such as this, be sure and read the instructions as to how many is too many and don't get carried away and overdose and not be ever able to complete the job even with "hand" tools...LOL

Hehehe..... In YAAHOO IM chat, I occasionally get 'Bots trying to chat with me.... pretty obvious since the responses are instantaneous and generic... I love to fool with them, responding with stuff like, Yeahhh, baby... I'm an Axe-murderer, I've just killed, and I wanna hack your head off too.. wanna get together ??..... then the pathetic answer.. "Ohh Yeahhh baby, sounds like Fun....Wanna see me, My name is Samantha, and...

I'll have the sailor's job thank you!

c/p It's late fall and the Indians on a remote reservation in South Dakota asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of...

Quote: Originally Posted by magic0 Looks like somebody needs to throw her a samich. She needs a good meal. man. yer just the one to fatten her up ain'tcha??

These "scientists" and politicians are the cause of "global warming". It's all the hot air coming out of their mouths. I quoted the term scientist because no self respecting scientist would push global warming.

I thought just three, Lone to screw it left, Doug to screw it right, and Papa to just slap them outta the way and do it himself.....lol

"turn up sound " that kind of gave it away

Re-run.........but still funny! Company Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 1, 2009 RE: Gala Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We'll have a small band playing traditional carols... feel free to sing along....