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Both A guy stops by to visit his friend who is paralyzed from the waist down. They talk for a while and then the friend asks, "My feet are cold. Would you be so kind as to go get me my sneakers please?" The guest obliges and goes upstairs. There he sees his friend's daughters, both very good looking. Being the adventurous and quick ...

a crying bloody shame.... Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, as his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as knowing when to come in out of the ...

Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't Top 10 Halloween Things That Sound Dirty But Aren't 10. She's a goblin! 9. I'd like to get a little something in the sack. 8. Let me see your bag....OH!-You're having a great night! 7. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head. 6. She's got a couple of nice ...

misc quickies...... My boss asked me, "do you believe in life after death and the supernatural?" "Yes, I think so," I replied. "I thought you would," he said. "Yesterday after you left to go to your grandmother's funeral, she phoned up to talk to you..." -------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------...

The Liberal Media Governor Sarah Palin is invited to meet with the Pope while he is vacationing south of Rome in Venice. The liberal press reluctantly watches the semi-private audience, hoping they will be able to allot minimal coverage, if any. The Pope asks Governor Palin to join him on a Gondola ride through the canals of Venice....

A berks tale...... Gordon Brown, aka Gordon the Useless One as he is known by some of his colleagues, was looking for a lady of the night. He found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. To the blonde he said, 'I am the Prime Minister of England. Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with ...

Halloween funnies Last edited by gasman on 10-28-2008 at 02:39 AM

The sex therapist A noted sex therapist realizes that people often lie about the frequency of their encounters, so he devises a test to tell for certain how often someone has sex. To prove his theory, he fills up an auditorium with people, and goes down the line, asking each person to smile. Using the size of the person's smile, the ...

Democrat, Republican or Redneck Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife ...

William Shatner (Denny Crane) for President http://video.yahoo.com/watch/3662419?fr=yvmtf