Started 2 years, 3 months ago (2006-09-29 22:29:00)
by squiffy2
OUTSIDE: As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am... INSIDE: That you're not here to ruin it for me. OUTSIDE: If I get only one thing for Christmas... INSIDE: I hope it's your sister. OUTSIDE: I've always wanted to have
someone to hold, someone to love. INSIDE: After having met you, I've changed my mind. OUTSIDE: I must admit, you brought religion into my life. INSIDE: I never ...
Started 1 week, 4 days ago (2008-12-29 14:05:00)
by jililan
Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter
the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help patients, even though occasionally we did lose one. I think I deserve to go to heaven." St. Peter looks at her file and admits her to heaven. The second nurse says, "I worked in an ...
Started 1 week, 4 days ago (2008-12-29 14:04:00)
by jililan
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
Started 1 week, 4 days ago (2008-12-29 14:02:00)
by jililan
There are three kinds of mathematicians: those who can count and those who can't. There are two
groups of people in the world; those who believe that the world can be divided into two groups of people, and those who don't. There are two groups of people in the world: Those who can be categorized into one of two groups of people, and those who can't.
Started 1 week, 4 days ago (2008-12-29 14:01:00)
by jililan
A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly
prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?" the boy persisted. "Well darling, the stork brought them too!" said the ...
Started 1 week, 5 days ago (2008-12-28 12:13:00)
by Snurfen
s this what happens when the medication gets all mixed up in the
old folks home? you beyonces and lucy lius
Started 2 weeks, 4 days ago (2008-12-22 12:41:00)
by Snurfen
This isn't political, it's just comical. Only an
Irish pub band could pull this one off. Enjoy the lyrics!
Started 2 months, 2 weeks ago (2008-10-26 06:43:00)
by The Dude
This goes into the file of things we always wondered but didnt ask http://www.heptune.com/farts.html
Started 3 weeks, 1 day ago (2008-12-19 00:42:00)
by Toyman1952
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to
give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out...
Started 3 weeks, 1 day ago (2008-12-18 14:20:00)
by DugE
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. I know I am. It
ain't my fault you idiots won't get out my way!
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