Started 2 weeks, 1 day ago (2008-11-07 10:33:00)
by Henry Gail
Ha Ha ! Whats pink and
FLUFfy? PICK FLUF!
Started 1 month, 3 weeks ago (2008-10-02 14:00:00)
by sniggering_jackalope
Funnies... I asked for a drink of orange in a cafe yesterday. The waitress said 'still orange?' and I said 'yes, I haven't changed my mind'. I rang up my local chinese takeaway the other day and the answered "Wan King Chef, Can i take your order?" I said "I'll ring back when your done, make sure you
wash your hands". I went to Currys and asked if anyone could sell me a ...
Started 4 months, 1 week ago (2008-07-15 17:05:00)
by mmaman
*insert jokes here A guy leaves his place at the bar to go relieve himself. he comes back about 10 minutes later, sits down at the bar, muttering & swearing very softly. the bar keep approaches the customer and askes what the problem is. - "Oh some son-uv-a-bitch snuck up behind me while i was at the
urinal and put a gun to my head". - "Jesus christ! What happened?" - "He ...
Started 2 months, 4 weeks ago (2008-08-25 18:51:00)
by sniggering_jackalope
little johnny jokes... A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, miss, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!' * * * * * * * * * * * Little Johnny ...