Started 4 days, 8 hours ago (2009-01-05 16:16:00)
by Danny Jansen
The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whispered "Hello." "Is your daddy home?" he asked. "Yes," whispered the
small voice. "May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No." Surprised and wanting to talk...
Started 3 years, 4 months ago (2005-09-05 11:31:00)
by -JAW-
A new women's shelter has opened to help meet
the full spectrum of family intervention needs. This one is for women who have been slightly battered. Its called Tempura House. Q. What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? A. You can bargain with a terrorist. Q. What's the difference between a toilet and a waitress? A. A toilet only has to deal with one a$$ho1e ...
Started 3 weeks ago (2008-12-19 09:48:00)
by muddnasty
I care about my fellow man, I impore you 2coolers to make wise decisions.
Happy Holidays!
Started 3 weeks ago (2008-12-19 15:38:00)
by great white fisherman
One flea in Florida runs into another flea that is blue, cold and shaking. The other flea asks him, why you so cold and blue and shaking. The other flea says man I rode all the way dowh here this winter on the mustache of a biker
from New York! The other flea says let me tell you what to do next year. Go to the biggest bar at the airport. When a stewardist walks in jumb on her leg and get ...
Started 3 weeks, 1 day ago (2008-12-18 21:47:00)
by bear hide
Its okay. He landed on his feet.
Started 3 weeks, 1 day ago (2008-12-18 11:15:00)
by muddnasty
I think I know a few
Reindeer like this one..lol Happy Holidays and be safe everybody
Started 1 month ago (2008-12-09 11:53:00)
by Bill Fisher
It's a romantic full moon, when Pedro said, "Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu." Oh
no, not now, let's look at the moon!" said Rosita. Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu. I love you and it's the perfect time," Pedro begged. "But I wann a just hold your hand and watch the moon." replied Rosita. Please, corazoncito, just once, do Weeweechu with me." Rosita looked at ...
Started 1 month ago (2008-12-10 15:50:00)
by Bill Fisher
Day - 1: Dear Boudreaux, Tanks for da bird in da Pear tree. I fix it las' night wit dirty rice. I doan tink da pear tree will grow in de swamp, so I swap it for a Satsuma. Day - 2: Dear Boudreaux, Ya letta say ya sent two
turtle doves, but all I got was two scrawny pigeons. Anyway, I mixed dem with andouille and made some gumbo out of dem. Day - 3: Dear Boudreaux, Why ...
Started 1 month ago (2008-12-10 00:55:00)
by Igottafish
TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF VS NEW YORK LAWYER Only in Texas my friends... Only in Texas ..... Too bad...... A lawyer runs a
stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a lawyer from New York and is certain that he has a better education th a n any cop from Texas . He decides to prove this to ...
Started 1 month ago (2008-12-09 03:55:00)
by Dookie Ray
Paul tries to take his friend hunting, bue when they get to his favorite hunting spot, they find "
No Trespassing" signs everywhere. Paul tells his friend to wait in the car and walks up to the nearby farmhouse. The farmer answers the door, and Paulsays, "SIr, I've hunted on this property my whole life, but now you have a bunch of signs up. I wanted to see if it was still OK for me to hunt here...
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